MEET PIPER!

Meet my new foster sis and BFF - Piper!  She is super cool and I'm having a lot of fun with her.  You can check her profile out on on the Molly's Mutts and Meows website (www.mollysmuttsandmeows.com).  She's ready to be adopted but I kinda hope she sticks around for a while because I really enjoy bossing her around (don't worry, she totally digs it).  Gotta go, Piper just pulled my squeaky-monster toy into her crate and I've got to go get it back before she hoards it.  Peace.   

Edie Update!

Just a quick update: I am HOT!  No, seriously, I am.  But the real update is that Edie got adopted back in July!  She's living large in the Hollywood Hills with a super cool lady who takes her to work everyday.  I miss her but Mom says that Ollie and me have a surprise coming...I hope it's another Chihuahua!  

Edie!

Meet Edie! She is our new foster sis from Molly's Mutts and Meows Rescue. She is a totally hot senior-citizen Chihuahua. Check her out!

Edie with a case of the post-bath crazies. She can really get around for an old lady!

Queen of the DVD player.

Ollie's used to being the craziest post bath dog. He was a little confused.

Goddamn people, how can you resist this?! She's available through Molly's Mutts and Meows if you're interested in the world's sweetest dog. Not that I'm trying to pimp her out or anything but she really is looking forward to finding her forever home!

Glamma's Birthday Party!

Happy Birthday Glamma! Yep, Glamma Jill had a birthday and she let me play with the presents! Here are some pictures from our day (Mom didn't even get any of the birthday girl...that's messed up!).

Mom and Dad forgot my belly band at home so Dad hooked me up with one of his bandanas. Doggie criminal!

Ollie is a hard-ass doggie criminal too!

Mom and Ollie

Being surrounded by bitches poops me out.

Ollie enjoying the sun.

Fanny in her party dress.

The men of the family...and the back of Maggie May's head.

Glamma and Glampa's neighbor, Bruiser.

Mandy before cake...

Mandy after cake.

Family Portrait

Me, Dad, Mom and Ollie

Super Bowl Sunday

Oh my gosh, I was just thinking about how I haven't blogged in forever and I realized that I never posted these pictures from the super bowl! Above is a picture of Dutchess (she's so hot) and her brother Duke in the background.

Duke and Dutchess again...they LOVE attention! Look how tiny Dutchess' legs look here! Funny...

Duke...what a profile...

Bella...she's awesome! Her and I cut up a rug running around like crazy until our Mom's put a stop tp our fun.

BED HOG! I love hogging all things all to myself...it makes me happy.

My lil bro Ollie...

Okay so it's passed my bedtime...I'll post an update soon.

One Awesome Playdate

Last. Weekend. Was. AWESOME! Saturday morning we piled in Mom's car and went over to Glamma and Glampa's house to visit the girls. We got frisky cutting up the back yard and playing up on the hill. Then we went inside to calm down and I made a new friend named Fishbone...I think he's a swordfish. I found him right away and played with him all day. Fanny was looking for love in all the wrong places! Glamma Jill couldn't believe how Fanny was throwing herself at Ollie - she was calling her Fanny Floozy! It's because she lost her virginity a couple weeks ago so now she knows the ropes. Ollie didn't know what the hell she was doing, I think it kinda freaked him out. Here are some pictures of our visit with the pink posse:

"Don't worry Fishbone, I'll protect you from all these girls..."

"...as long as you don't look me in the eye you filthy, fleshless rapscallion, AAGHHH!!!"

Fanny scoping the scene for some tail...

"Oooo, you're cute and you smell nice too!"

"This is all I had to do last time...okay you take it from here..."

"I can see you need a little more persuasion..."

"Love me!"

"Love me!"

"All the good ones are gay."

Glampa made sure we remembered not to mark on the furniture.

Maggie Mae

Brooklyn

Mandy